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Posted on 30th Jul at 8:31 AM, with 46,704 notes

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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Posted on 30th Jul at 4:28 AM, with 4,373 notes

tokomon:

therealxtina:

I love scrubbing my tongue bc the deeper I scrub the more I choke which makes me feel like I’m a dirty whore gagging on master’s cock

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Posted on 30th Jul at 4:28 AM, with 85,956 notes
drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
Posted on 30th Jul at 4:28 AM, with 63,301 notes

arcaninetails:

breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”

Posted on 30th Jul at 4:27 AM, with 69,176 notes

rincewindsapprentice:

Some people love to shut down people who talk about trans and intersex issues by saying that they’re “only 1% of the population” and thus can be ignored since they “aren’t statistically significant enough.”

By that logic, we can now systematically ignore:

  • Redheads
  • The entire state of Rhode Island
  • Anyone who makes over $500,000 a year
  • Pacific Islanders
  • Australia
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